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Two peanuts were walking down the street.

 

One was a salted!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

 

Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

 

He couldn't see himself doing it!

How do you make holy water?

 

You boil the hell out of it.

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

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